You are correct my friend, I have no handle-bar mustache (US spelling!

) and alas, my swash does not buckle any more (swash plate in my case.....I doubt if any other folk here would get that line

, unless they too spent a while under a giant fan!) due to various medical problems

.
However, these problems may mean I cannot afford the latest 'gismos' around, but I am wealthy in the area I now call home. At present, it is about 68F and sunny, the almond blossom is in full swing and the spring wild flowers are peeping above the soil. In about 6 weeks, the naked ladies will be putting their cute little bare butts toward the warm spring sunshine too.
Whatever the world or life throws at us, I hope we can all enjoy what we have.