[Fox Mulder]

(Read 'em left to right, top to bottom to gain inner peace.)
1. From the moment she could swim, Kelly wanted to be a shark.
2. The idea of a shark girl was just too much for the timid Jones sisters.
3. The hot tub was so hot it melted half of Cindy's face.
4. Virginia's first lesbian experience was absolutely euphoric.
5. There she was down on her knees one more time...when suddenly Suzie got the urge to bite, and bite hard!
6. Happy hour at the lesbian bar.
7. Did you ever see the X-Files episode "Dreamland?" An alien ship passes overhead and people sorta fuse together.
8. Rhoda was so bashful about sex that she'd even cover her face when masturbating alone.
9. Three girls on their way back to Sears to return their bikinis that somehow expanded when exposed to water.