[Fox Mulder]

(Captions read left to right, top to bottom, but then, you knew that!)
1. The Maytag repairman will never be lonely again...
2. I know she's adorable...but you've been clearly warned.
3. As the political sex scandal was exposed by press photographers, hooker Debbie spread her reputation.
4. Lose at cards and you have to masturbate for everyone.
5. Our schools need funding so students can afford writing paper once again.
6. When you massage your girlfriend's foot with your crotch...
7. ...you can drive her wild!
8. Flashing the Hubble telescope.
9. The prequel to this summer's "Cowboys And Aliens"..."Sharks And Indians."
10. Tanya O'Neill demonstrates how they get the cream in Bailey's Irish Cream.