Kevin said to his friend James, "I'm breaking up with Sherry!" "Are you crazy? Sherry is a beautiful and smart woman!" said James. Kevin responded, "Last night Sherry broke down and told me she was bisexual, and who the hell wants to screw just twice a year?"
When I was a kid, I used to think it would be really cool to be just like Keith from the Partridge Family. Only when I got older did I realize that having your mom on keyboards really cuts down on the opportunities to get backstage fellatio from groupies
Just as he was leaving for work, the man's wife told him that there was a leak in the plumbing. He told her to call a plumber and have it fixed. When he got to work, he gave her a call and asked, "Has the plumber come yet?" She replied, "Not quite, but I have him breathing hard."
The most popular guy at a nude beach is the guy who can carry two cups of coffee and seven donuts. The most popular girl at the nude beach is the girl who can eat the seventh donut.
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