Door to door sales
and husbands as dumb as some wives. When the husband came home and found his wife like this he naturally called the police. It seems the door to door salesman for Restraints, Inc had given each of the wives a glass of wine before the presntation and the wives don't remember much of what happened after that. They told him to leave the scene just as it was and they would be there shortly. Eventually most of the department had been through and the wives were totally humiliated. And the husbands could only say in their defense, well the police told me to leave things just as they were, honey. Oh you poor bastards!
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