A man is on his way home from the pub one night and decides to take a short-cut through an unlit park.
A woman approaches him and offers to fu*k his brains out for £5.
The man thinks to himself that this is too good a chance to miss, so hands over the £5.
She leads him into the bushes and they start having it away.
A policeman happens to pass by, hears them at it and notices the bushes shaking.
He approaches, shines his torch on the pair and asks the man what he's doing.
The man replies calmly, "I'm just having sex with my wife, officer. Do you mind?"
The officer responds, "I'm sorry, sir, I didn't realise it was your wife."
The man quickly replies, "That's OK officer - until you shone your torch on her face, I didn't either!"
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