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*The family all got together recently, and were just
hanging around at Mom and Dad's.
My sister was browsing through an almanac and laughed
at a little piece of trivia she had found in the book,
which she then read aloud; "Did you know that a
woman's breasts increase in size by 25% during sex?"
My brother-in-law, a notorious joker, shot back,
"So, how come yours don't?"
My father, from behind his newspaper and without
even a pause, replied, "You're not pumping hard enough."*