[Fox Mulder]

(Read 'em left to right, top to bottom)
1. Proof that lesbian shampoo has secret ingredients your shampoo lacks.
2. Sheila knew how to pick 'em...
3. "If we get really drunk, we'll get out your strap on and try this without clothes!"
4. "Get away from me! Your breath smells like Julie's pussy!" (Amy always forgot to brush after cheating)
5. "No! I'm not talking about my cat! The cucumber is stuck in ME! Please send an ambulance dammit!"
6. Another Nocturnal Lesbian Pantie Thief finds a victim. When will women learn to stay off their turf at night?
7. Sven, the clean cut young Viking, often ravaged and pillaged at the sorority house on weekends.
8. All they ever did was make faces with their clothes on, so Abbey and Jill lost the contract with the porn producer.
9. The picture proved that drunk and passed out wallflower Gina got lei-ed on Saturday night after all.