Jewish Pilot & Chinese Co-Pilot
A plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain.
His co-pilot is Chinese.
It's the first time they've flown together and an
awkward silence between the two, seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates
the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."
"No rike Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"
"No, no," the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Pearl Hahbah!
That Japanese, not Chinese."
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, doesn't matter, you're all alike!"
There's a few minutes of silence.
"I no rike Jews either!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.
"Oh yeah, why not?" asks the captain.
"Jews sink Titanic!" says the co-pilot.
"What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an Iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg,
No mattah... all same!!!"
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