[Fox Mulder]

(Read left to right, top to bottom- or you will be confused.)
1. "Gosh, Jerry! Your mom is the best!"
2. "First one to an orgasm gets to fuck the bellhop!" (The Johnson sisters were very competitive.)
3. "Hi Honey...no, the kids are at a friend's house and I'm just spending the night with a good book." (LIAR!)
4. If you hold a shell to your ear you hear the ocean. Put a breast to your ear and you hear Bolero.
5. The daughter of that old lady in "Something About Mary" (Didn't see the movie? You won't get it.)
6. The Sisterhood of the Banana Hats.
7. Sometimes known as cannon balling.
8. Cleavage and tongue...that's all this picture is saying.
9. Which one of these woman is suffering from the agony of mud crack?
10. "Mission Control, this is Houston...do we have a blow job?" (John loves it when Mary plays "Blast Off" with him.)