You know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel when you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
Fred's convertible glided to a halt on the edge of a lonely country road. "I suppose," said his pretty but reluctant date, "you're going to pull the old 'out of gas' routine." "No," said Fred, "I'm going to pull the 'here after' routine." "The 'here after' routine what's that?", she wanted to know. "If you're not here after what I'm here after, you'll be here after I'm gone."
The Mrs. was watching a cooking show the other day. I said, "What are you watching that for? You can't cook." She said, "You watch porn."
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