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The aspiring psychiatrists from various colleges were attending their first class on emotional extremes.

"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from the University of Iowa, "What is the opposite of Joy?"

"Sadness," said the student.

"And the opposite of Depression?" he asked a young lady from Northwestern University.

"Elation," she said.

"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas A&M, "how about the opposite of Woe?"

The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."

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A Texan and his wife were on a trip to New York. She had just finished showering to dress for dinner and noticed that she had neglected to pack her bras. She asked her husband to go down to the dress shop in the lobby and pick up a couple of 36-C bras.

He said, "Ah'l go down raht now."

So he put on his ten gallon hat and went to the shop. The sales lady said, "May I help you sir?" When he told her that he wanted two 36-C bras, she asked, "Would you like two Playtex?"

He answered, "Ah'd luv ta little lady, but mah wife's a'waitin fur me up in the room."


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