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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home.

1st kid says, "A computer".

Teacher replies, "That would d be very useful."

2nd kid says, "A car" and gets a similar answer.

Johnny says, " At my house we don't need anything."

The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.

Johnny replies, "No I'm sure.

When my sister started going out with a Muslim,

I remember my dad saying,

"Well that's all we fucking need."