[Fox Mulder]

(You know the drill. They read left to right. Top to bottom.)
1.Tina loved facials, but she was always careful to protect her expensive hearing aids.
2.This is the sort of picture a gal gets in her e-mail when she pisses off her lesbian partner.
3.Like football players, lesbians take water breaks too.
4.SURVIVOR: Isle Of Lesbos. Nobody gets immunity.
5.If you are big and strong and mean enough, you can warm your bald head on a cold day any way you want.
6.The next time Julie and Aimee try cunnilingus in the bathtub they will use much less soap. "Yeach!"
7.Yes, guys like sports. No, WE don't lick the pictures of our favorite players. (Most of us don't anyway)
8.How do you ruin a hot lesbian photo? Put this idiot in the background.