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1. When Wimpy Wally told his wife Mary she'd get a facial in the bathtub, this is not what she had in mind.
2. "OK neighbor. Look out your back door. Clean up the mess your dog left in my front yard or my wife will just shit!"
3. No one fills out a little black dress like "Double D-Cup Debby!"
4. The last blow job cheatin' Jimmy ever got from his gal, Bobbi Sue.
5. Another member of "Lube Lickers Anonymous" falls off the wagon.
6. One perk lesbian roommates share is the spontaneous cunnilingus on the kitchen floor.
7. Voyeur Vick bought scuba gear and an underwater camera...waited long hours on the bottom, and then one day...
8. NEVER come to a lingerie party empty handed when you were the one who was supposed to bring the wine!
9. Cindy was showing her boyfriend her tits on SKYPE when a deadly computer virus hit.
10. Seconds later Gina let loose with a violent sneeze...her penis allergy was back.