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A young, religious Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping
when an unfortunate incident occurred.
Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from bed, went to the toilet for the
morning's relief, and neglected to notice that the seat was up. She was
very skinny, and when she sat down, she literally fell in! She was just the
right size and shape so that she became jammed into the toilet past her
waist with her legs sticking straight up in front of her. She cried for her
husband, who rushed in, and for the next hour tried desperately to extricate
her. In this process they removed her night gown, but this only left her
naked and still stuck, with a particular part of her anatomy prominently
visible between her splayed legs.

Finally, the couple resolved to call a plumber, despite the embarrassing
nature of their problem. When the plumber arrived, the young man let him
in, but as they were walking to the bathroom, the young man realized that his
wife was exposed in a very compromising and humiliating way.
Thinking fast, he ran ahead of the plumber and placed the first thing he
could think of, his yarmulka, over his wife's exposed privates.
The plumber walked into the bathroom, took one long look, and commented:

"Well, I think I can save your wife, buddy, but the Rabbi's a goner."