Working Renn Faires for a few years, I came away with a few good stories. One of my favorites was from a Faire in Massachusetts where a couple of girls, one of them Natalie Portman hot, who got the idea to wear their peasant blouses without corsets or waist cinchers. I doubt they were really that oblivious to how much they were showing. They never shied away from lingeringly bending over no matter who was around. I saw not-Natalie Portman hot the next week in a top entirely too short to keep covered 100%. What would you call that? Underboob?
Guys will appreciate this story: In college, I was in one of the computer labs printing out an assignment for a class starting in less than 30 seconds two buildings. I'm standing at the printer gathering the pages, and I look down to see this ultra-cute hippie chick in a loose top kinda leaning forward, enabling a clear as day view down her shirt to a sumptuous pair of nipples wanting me to lick them. She either didn't know I was checking her out, or didn't care. She never really even acknowledged me practically standing above her. I went back to the computer I was using and started sending 3 copies of webpages to the printer just to stand by the printer and look.
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