[Fox Mulder]

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1. Julie thought she had found a gentle lesbian lover, but in truth she had encountered a menstrual vampire!
2. "So you want me to make dinner instead of going out to eat? Let me think about it..."
3. When your little brother constantly pees in the pool, you never want to accidentally swallow the water
4. The little mermaid got her wish to become human...but old habits die hard.
5. My sister can lick yours! Any day, man! So there! Huh!
6. Like a kid in a candy store, Lesbian Betty could never make up her mind. Start high? Or...dive dive dive!
7. More sexy than funny. However, I like the look on the chubby dude's face. The girl with him is oblivious.
8. Would you watch more deodorant commercials if they featured nipple rings?