[Fox Mulder]

(You DO remember, the captions read left to right top to bottom)
1. "Of course I remember what happened last time- but I just can't help myself. I love ass!"
2. Beverly decided the best way to disappoint bullies was to give herself wedgies.
3. "Tan ass, anyone?"
4. YOU MAKE UP THE CAPTION FOR THIS ONE (IDEAS ENCOURAGED)
5. "Dear, your father wants to know if you...uh...what the hell are you doing, anyway?"
6. Dirty Dancing. Michigan style. Go Wolverines!
7. The transportation department is testing the visibility of the new sexy uniforms for meter maids
8. Popular lesbian Chiropractor Louise has her own special treatment for lumbar discomfort