[Fox Mulder]

(As usual Captions read left to right from the top)
1. After hypnosis, Joan believed she was a dog named Bruno.
2. On paper, Mindy was one great little cock sucker.
3. Sure, there was that basket of laundry to get done, but Mary had other plans.
4. Denise wasn't a great basketball player- but she was good at distracting opponents.
5. "$96.83 for cheap plastic junk? Kiss my ass, Wal-Mart!"
6. Not so much funny as amazing...pretty damned good vertical leap!
7. Rona the Viking Coed returns from the boys dorm with the spoils of victory.
8. I'd say a better name for these jeans is "Paris Blews"...because these have blown.
9. "I jush love the air...give me a lil' kish, air..."
10. Two tushy salute, and goodnight to you all.