[osreb]

Here's your answer.

Due to a power cut, only one paramedic responded to the call. The
house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3 year old
girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while
he helped deliver the baby...

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and
pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed..

Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in
the first place.....smack his ass again'

If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.*