Like I'm sure most of the guys here (and maybe even a few of the gals?), I've been to my share of strip clubs over the years. I don't go very often (since that gets expensive fast!!), but when I do go - I always try to go when the club is especially empty - so I stand a better chance of talking with the strippers. And I don't really want to flirt with them, or have them flirt with me. I'd really rather have some kind of a real conversation with them, if at all possible. It always ends up being somewhat "flirty" (because that's usually their job), but the trick is to try to let down some of their guard, and let some of the "real" them shine through.
The best time to go is during the day (on weekdays), when everyone else is at work. Or else during big, local sporting events (Football especially), when most guys are at home watching the game. The clubs are usually quite empty that way.
One of the most interesting experiences I ever had with a stripper wasn't anywhere close to where I live -- but rather at a very, very small club along an interstate highway, a good 90-minutes drive from any major city (literally out in the middle of nowhere). The place obviously was there primarily for truckers, and other travelers along the highway. At any one time during daylight hours, there are usually only two or maybe three dancers there at any one time. (I've never been there at night, but I'm guessing they have more then.) And usually they're very "
unprofessional" - as compared with big-city strippers. And in this particular "juice bar" - that dancers don't really show you all the goods ("downstairs" - if you know what I mean) very often, or only very briefly at most.
Well, this one time, there was a slightly plump (
) - but very voluptuous dancer there. And just like all the other dancers I've seen there - she was really not showing all that much. Well, I'd been there a full hour, and really hadn't gotten all that much out of it (and I had been tipping pretty OK, like $5 per dancer per dance set, two songs per set). So I thought, what the hell -- and then 20 seconds into the plump gal's next "first song", I got out a big wad of $1 bills - and said to her that I really wanted to see some "honey" (as I called it), and I said it again to be sure she knew what I meant.
And at this point, perhaps I should also mention that this gal was clearly someone who -- though a little bored at this particular moment (since the place was dead) -- was someone who was clearly a very sexual person, who was pretty darn comfortable with her current choice of profession. And I say that, because I wouldn't have been so direct with a stripper who was clearly uncomfortable with herself, or the situation. I've seen some of those dancers too -- and I always tip them the same, but I always am ultra respectful, and don't even push to have them do any more than they want to.
ANYWAY, I've got a wad of about $10 in $1 bills in my hand, and I ask her to show me some honey, please.
She says, OK, but it's gonna cost me. She says I can have all the honey I can stand for $20. So I figure, what the hell -- I could stay in that club for another two hours -- and spend $20 just on her (spread across 8 songs), and never see much more than a glimpse of what I was there to enjoy.
SO, I got a $20 bill out and gave it to her -- and she immediately gave me the show of a lifetime (within the bounds of the laws of the particular state we were in
). And when the first song finished (remember, the $20 transaction went down within the first 30-seconds of her first song), she started to get up to leave -- and suddenly realized she had whole 'nother entire song to be out there for!!! So it was another 5 minutes of pure honey for me, and she gave me exactly what I wanted -- with more gusto than any stripper I've ever seen. More "real" gusto, I might add too -- as she gave me great eye contact the entire time, and really seemed to enjoy giving me a real show for a change.
After she was done, she gave me a quick kiss on the cheek, and went back stage.
She came back out among the tables (I think I was like only one of three customers at the time), and she and I had the best conversation I've ever had with any stripper. I just laid it out all on the line for her -- like most guys, I love naked women -- and that's what I was there for. And I was especially glad
she was there, since she was "all woman", with real curves, and not skinny as a rail. Plus, she wasn't shaved (though she was trimmed just a bit -- just for length though -- she had a REAL pubic triangle!!!
). She had more hair "down there", than I'd seen on any stripper in years!!
I wish I could remember more of the details of the conversation, but what I remember most was her being on stage for like 10 minutes, just for me, without all the fake "come-on" routine -- and with the cutest smile on her face the whole time.
Anyone else have any interesting, positive "stripper" stories or experiences to tell?? I'm particularly interested in the ones where maybe some of the "fake stripper act" was somehow put aside. Thanks!!