I don't post often but I just remembered a crazy story from about a year ago. Late one night after a concert, a big group of friends and I all went for some late night pancakes at IHOP. While we were sitting there eating these two girls, who were obviously a little inebriated, sat in a booth across from us. One was sort of hiking up her skirt to show off her panties to me. The other one went to the restroom, but went into the men's room by accident. After a few minutes I figured I would go have a look

I wasn't disappointed. Originally I was just going to tell her she had gone in the wrong room and laugh, but I never got the words out of my mouth. Standing at the urinal was an attractive blond, pants and panties around her ankles, trying to figure out how to use the bathroom. She just kinda stood there for minute and I got a nice look at her shaved pussy. I had a small tattoo above it but I forget what it was of now. Anyway, she says, in her slurred voice, "Go, just.... just go..." And I just turned and left, laughing. Later, the police showed up and took them away. Apparently they were doing harder stuff than just alcohol!