A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond
bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she
unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed
her little 'whoops' and prays that a sales person wasn't anywhere near. As she turns
around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right
behind her and he's good looking as well..
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect
of a professional in a store like Tiffany's. He politely greets the lady with, 'Good
day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow
missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam . if you farted just looking at it - you're going
to shit when I tell you the price ."
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