[KarlMalone]

Nudists Planning Airport TSA Protest. Cops Planning Arrests.

San Francisco nudist Rusty Mills -- whom you may recall from our recent cover story -- told us he was heartened by the news the feds wouldn't detain him for traipsing through airport security sans apparel in a protest of the Transportation Safety Authority scans (or, perhaps, just because he enjoys being nude in public). He's now working to enlist at least three other nudists for a naked action this week.

So far, he's got two others interested, but needs a third.

"I think we need at least four participants to make this spoof work," Mills wrote in a San Francisco nudist Yahoo group forum.

Get a girl! Or two!