A man realizes that he had forgotten his wallet at home. He returns, only to find his wife totally naked in the kitchen.
"What is going on here?" he asks.
"Hon, I have nothing to wear." she replies.
"Nothing to wear?"
He grabs her by the arm and drags her into to bedroom. He opens the closet and points to all the clothes.
"Here is your black dress, your red dress, your blue dress, morning Jack, your yellow dress, your other black dress."
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