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Originally Posted by showoffzzzz
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I've always believed that there was a perverted side to Santa that all the traditions and stories didn't want us to know about. Sometimes it's better to be on the naughty list I think. Lump of coal my ass. I think Santa visits every one of the "naughty" girl's houses on Christmas Eve and gives them a special "toy" to play with that has an extra special Christmas white icing that shoots out of it after a few minutes of getting played with. Well, that's what I'd do if I were Santa anyway.
