Beaumont....yeah they are pretty good, those out of town training classes. At that one we had one guy miss a class because he hooked up with some woman at a local bar, went home with her and then could not figure out how to get back to the hotel. He had no idea where he was...classic
Another good one is when you are sitting there at your desk, get an email that says, "look over here!", you peek around your monitor and see the accounting chick with her skirt hiked up and she has gone commando
She said that she heard good things about me from the other accounting chick I was sleeping with and wanted to find out if the stories were true. That let to a parking lot BJ and a marathon sexcapade that left her legs so weak she could not walk a straight line. But that happened before digital cameras and I had no Polaroid back then...