[Kilgore Trout]

Originally Posted by malakabufo

Despite my well-founded doubts as to the veracity of the author's name outside of the world of Vonnegut fiction, this story is well written and displays the important touch of veracity as being entirely from the author's point of view with the time sequences being wholly consistent. A+ work.

Mine is a little less interesting, but does involve the internet. I had to travel westbound, and to a town where a lady lives who was a member of a chatroom I frequented. I joined her and her boyfriend for dinner and being the host I picked up the tab. She took us to a swinger's club. Unfortunately it was unoccupied that night. And, quite frankly, given the condition of the room in the back of a bar that smelled like an ashtray filled with beer, I'm not entirely sure I'd have been up for the game anyway. So, we retreated to my hotel room. There, the threesome began. The boyfriend was playing catcher, and I was playing pitcher. Bad analogy, perhaps, since he was much closer to the mound. She was hard at work sucking on my cock while in the doggystyle position when the boyfriend got busy from behind. As he entered (didn't ask where, but her reaction made me guess it was the tighter of the two targets), the sucking got more intense.

Luckily, I'd traveled 3 time zones west, so it was 3:00 to me in my head while it was only 12:00 local time. This tiredness kept me from immediately blowing my load. And she was so good with her lips, tongue and mouth that I wanted to keep enjoying it. Finally, I couldn't hold back any longer and came in her mouth. She was, as I suspected, a swallower which to me is the mark of a gal who really likes to suck cock. After we were both done, we toyed with her awhile. What a night.

Forget the double penetrations one sees in porno movie MFM's. I like my cock dealt with one part or another without the company of another guy. But the MFM was hotter in real life than I'd imagined it would be. It probably won't ever happen again, but I'm glad I have the memory.

Great story. Fiction is oh so much better than reality, right?!? On my side, I realize that – in true life – I don’t really care about other cocks being in the vicinity or not.