[Fox Mulder]

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1. America has so many horny gorgeous babes, you can find 'em laying spread eagle beside our roads!
2. Haley was an imaginative girl, and loved blowing her boyfriend- who by the way, was named Harvey.
3. The pen is mightier than the tongue?
4. The fuzzy pen is also mightier than the tongue?
5. This is kinda funny...and kinda hot.
6. "OK...don't tell me, mmnngh...uh, I'm going to guess...warm tapioca pudding?"
7. After pinching Jodie's ass, this was the last thing the park pervert saw.
8. As a couple, Jan and Jill just couldn't see eye to eye.
9. OK...who slipped the bride the sour Gummy Bears just before the kiss?
10. A Giant's fan seeks to demonstrate just how badly the Texas Rangers choked.