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I was recently in Miami and decided to learn the Spanish language,

so I could understand the check-outs at McDonalds.



My next move is to learn Indian, so I can understand my doctors and

the person that answers the phone when I have a warranty problem.

Yep, by the time I read this, I was able to understand the 1st line.



"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...



In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all

need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the

following conversation until you are able to understand the term

"TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll be able to fit

right in. Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel

guest and room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today.......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... Pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... Don't think so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."


Room Service: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bidder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

Room Service: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

Room Service: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

Room Service: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

Room Service: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish

moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy .... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say.."

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL

UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".......and you do, don't you!