The Man With The Carrot
So this guy has this beautiful girlfriend, see...and he has a carrot, see...so the first thing that comes to his mind to do with a carrot and a beautiful girlfriend is to stick the carrot up her pretty little ass, see...then he thinks that making her smell the carrot is a good idea, see...but as you can see...that didn't fill her with any joy...just a carrot.
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“This is my problem with modern-day monsters, Scully. There’s no chance for emotional investment.”
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