[Fox Mulder]

(Captions Read Left to Right, Top To Bottom)

1. That dream we all have, where we show up at school naked? For Becky it came true.
2. "So I was trying to get it in my mouth, and that sucker was so thick I... Oh, Hi Bill! We were just discussing Subway's new sandwiches."
3. The last thing you see before the Pantie Pissing Murderer suffocates you...
4. A pussy who sniffs back?
5. Sheila: "Mary...Vince is starting to brag again." Mary: "Yep, it's getting awfully deep around here."
6. "Look! I found what was making the growling sound in the clothes dryer!"
7. The outdoor conference was going well- then Donna spotted the bulge in Mike's jeans.
8. Sex tonight? Uh...Is it appropriate to call this a rain check?
9. Sure Natalie was pissed off...she was hungry- and then she spotted the: "No shirt? No shoes? No Service!" sign.
10.The camera flash made Dave looked away from his chicken. Then Dave looked at his chick's top. Next the photographer was holding his broken nose.