Vatican Roulette: The only method of birth control endorsed by the Vatican. Also known as the rhythm method.
I tried to put on a condom, but she told me condoms were a sin. I barely pulled out in time to unload on her belly.
Vatican Roulette doesn't scare me because I only cum on the face or in the ass.
I played Vatican Roulette for years, but I think my luck just ran out.