THE DOCTOR
Because he says " Take your clothes off"
THE DENTIST
Because he says "OPEN WIDE"
THE HAIRDRESSER
Because he says " Do you want it teased or blown"
THE MILKMAN
Because he says "Do you want it in the front or the back"
THE INTERIOR DECORATOR
Because he says " Once its in you'll love it"
THE SHARE BROKER
Because he says "It will rise gradually and maintain its peak for long-long time"
THE BANKER
Because he says "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"
THE HUNTER
Because he "Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots"
THE TELKOM GUY
Because he says "Would you like it on the table or against the wall"
And the MOST ANNOYING is FATHER CHRISTMAS
The idiot only comes ONCE a year
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