[osreb]

Top tip; if you're camping in the summer and the attractive girl in the next
tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps
open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex...........
Wish me luck; I appear in court next Monday.


I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today..
Apparently the instruction ' finish off on her face '
didn't mean ' What I thought it did '