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Old 09-23-2010, 05:48 PM
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Lightbulb Come to think of it, our shower-victim is the assailant...

...of the weather girl. I forget why, but Goldilocks gets pissed while she's watching the news. Then I think she gives a little nod toward the telly, and... well, there's your magic.

She's got a pretty short fuse. Not so much a fuse, really, as a blasting cap. Really cute, though. (To die for, you could say... Should I have given a spoiler alert before telling y'all all this?)

Ahh! the Bear family wasn't squatting in the house: they were in a maximum security looney bin, and Goldilocks was squatting in their house while they were gone. But they escape and come home, and that's when they discover her in the shower, singing some "meow meow meow" song, and doing that "swim" dance - the one where you act like you're going to hold your nose and slip into a lake/pool/... It's very silly, but I've got to tell you she makes it into a real turn-on.

If someone can tell me where-from I can buy the dvd, I solemnly swear to cap and post every sexy scene there is. I know there is a sex scene between Little Red Riding Hood and her boyfriend, who turns out to be the Big Bad (were)Wolf.

Oh, and there's also something involving some old hags (witches), who put a spell on a young man whom they want to eat, or harvest eyes from, or something. (I would include that scene for completeness, but I must tell you all that I don't find it to be much of a turn on. Mind you, I'm not judging: if a tight young body, walking around with an ancient rotten head, and a tongue like a big snake, is your thing, you will find it there
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