[osreb]

A beautiful young blonde New York woman was so depressed that she
decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before
she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her...*

*
"You have so much to live for," said the man. "Look, I'm a sailor, and we're
off to Europe tomorrow, and I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care
of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."

With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to
go to Europe, the woman accepted.

That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From
then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to
her until dawn.

Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine
inspection.

"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings
food and I get a free trip to Europe."

"I see," the captain says

"Plus," she adds, "He's screwing me."

"He certainly is," replied the captain.

"This is the Staten Island Ferry."*