[KarlMalone]

Some embarrassing naked "Truth or Dare" stories from an NPR contributor

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...ryId=128794259

Just as we dashed to the corner in all of our naked glory, Bowzer came charging toward us from across the street with what looked like full intent to kill. Bobbi and I froze like antelope on the Serengeti, then took hasty refuge in the nearest thing we could find: the rooftop of a neighbor's station wagon. There we cried and screamed for help, hugging each other like twins in the womb, while Bowzer leapt like the flames of hell at the sides of the car. Even while engulfed in sheer terror, I remember thinking, "Is it better to get eaten alive by Bowzer or have my grandfather find me naked on top of the neighbor's station wagon?"

Bowzer hopped around like a hyperactive serial killer for what seemed like hours, and then we heard sirens. The neighbors came, my grandmother came, the girls who dared us came. The cops somehow managed to restrain Bowzer, then hauled us off the roof of the station wagon and presented us naked to my grandmother in front of the entire neighborhood.