[osreb]

Truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge, so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he says.

"I'm trying to commit suicide," she says.

"Well, before you jump, give me a blow job." So, she does.

After she's finished, the trucker says, "Wow!
That's a wasted talent.
Why are you committing suicide?"

She says, "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

Yikes!