Kaptain.Kupcake,
great post! Even though the only nudity you got was male nudity, the story behind it makes it worthwhile. That out of shape idiot thinks he can stalk a woman at the nude beach with a boner? What an idiot!
You didn't say what country you are in. I looked at some of your earlier posts and could not find out. Would you mind telling us? Spain? France? Thanks.