[Fango]

Yep, it's post #300. Of course, only 25 have been worth a crap, but what the hey, let's celebrate! To honor my 300th post, I am sharing with you the greatest ENF scene OF ALL TIME! The answer may surprise you, because this ENF scene contains absolutely no N. "A nudity-less Embarrassed Nude Female scene? Inconcievable!", you say? Well, just watch and learn: It's not nudity that makes an ENF scene great, it's the embarrassment. How it's shown, how it's dealt with, and what happens afterward.

The scene in question comes from the 2000 movie "Bring it On", starring Kirsten Dunst. In the opening minutes, a large cheer dance is performed by the school's cheer squad. They cheer about how cheerleaders are perfect and everyone else is worthless. At the end of the dance, Kirsten Dunst's character, Torrence, jumps up to lead the school in a cheer. But when she comes back up, her cheerleader outfit has disappeared, leaving her totally naked in front of the entire school. At first the crowd (which seems to be made up mostly of horny football players), is taken aback, but soon pandemonium erupts.

I'll spare you the rest of the summary as you'll be watching the scene anyway, but I just want to point out that how this scene was made is what makes this the greatest ENF scene OF ALL TIME! Every possible element that could be in an ENF scene is in this scene. You've got the crowd gasping, you've got the girl gasping, you've got a bare back shot to prove that she "really" is naked (Kirsten Dunst was really topless during this scene, but she had pasties over her nipples.), you've got the greatest embarrassed expression EVER (I mean, look at Kirsten's face. It's perfect! The eyes widened, the mouth in perfect shape; You will never see a more embarrassed face, you just won't.). Then of course, you've got the girl screaming (any decent ENF scene must have the girl screaming.) and covering up with pom-poms (They even put Hidden Nudity in the scene. How great is that?). And that's not to even mention all of the great cat-calls, which further lead to her embarrassment. Each one is a gem, and adds to the greatness of this scene.

At the end, the scene is revealed to be a dream sequence. Usually, this would totally kill the whole thing, but in this case it doesn't. In fact, it even makes it BETTER (as if that were even possible). I won't ruin it for you if you haven't seen it yet, but what Kirsten does at the end of the scene solidifies it as the GREATEST ENF SCENE OF ALL TIME!

Note: The fact that this is THE GREATEST ENF SCENE OF ALL TIME! is indisputable. Any possible ENF scene that you could ever think of (including some that haven't even been made yet) are not greater than this one. Not Charlotte Ross on "NYPD Blue", not any of the various ENF scenes from "Desperate Housewives", not even any of the clothes ripping scenes you remember from your childhood and have cherished fondly for all these years. This, ladies and gentlemen, THIS is the GREATEST ENF SCENE OF ALL TIME!

Enjoy

Fango