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A high ranking hardware engineer, a software engineer, and their manager are taking

a walk outdoors when they come upon a brass lamp.

They pick it up and dust it off, and poof, out pops a genie.

"Thank you for releasing me from my prison. I will now grant you 3 wishes in return.

Since there are 3 of you I will grant one wish to each of you."



The hardware engineer thinks a moment and says, "I'd like to be sailing a yacht across the

Pacific, racing before the wind, with an all-girl crew."

"It is done", said the Genie, and poof, the hardware engineer disappears.



The software engineer thinks a moment and says, "I'd like to be riding my Harley

with a gang of beautiful women throughout the American Southwest."

"It is done", said the Genie, and poof, the software engineer disappears.



The program manager looks at where the other two had been standing and rubs his chin in thought.


Then he tells the Genie, "I'd like those two back in the office after lunch."