07-08-2010, 10:36 PM
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The NIGHT NURSE in a Bank
A very tired nurse walks into a bank,
Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a check,
She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse
And tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake,
She looks at the flabbergasted teller
And without missing a beat, she says:
'Well, that's great.... that's just great....
Some asshole's got my pen!'
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