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Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy
Women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.


Q: What can a man do while his Wife is going through Menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with Tools, you can finish the basement.
When you're done you'll have a Place to live.


Q: How can you increase the Heart rate of your 60-plus Year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem,Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"