Originally Posted by osreb
1. Chances are - If you think that a woman is beautiful, she will always have a husband, or a boy-friend - to prove it !
2. Chances are - The more beautiful a woman is, the greater the chances that, she may dump you !
3. Chances are - The more make up - a woman wears - she may look proprtionately uglier !
4. Chances are - the man standing next to a beautiful woman and chatting with her, may not be her brother !
5. Chances are - if the woman whom you like, likes you back, she may let you know about her interest in you, after you are married to another lady !
6. Chances are - The more you ignore a woman, the more she would be interested in you !
7. Chances are - The more you chase a woman, the faster she may run away from you !
8. Chances are - The more you like a woman, the more her father will dislike you !
9. Chances are - the number of bullets in the gun owned by the father of the woman you like, maybe directly proportional to the extent of your interest in his daughter !
10. Chances are - when you get a woman to be alone with you, her friend will come to meet her !
11. Chances are - when you get a woman to be alone with you, her friend who comes to meet her, will be a handsome and very exciting male hunk !
12. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you are most badly dressed !
13. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you forgot to brush your teeth !
14. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you forgot to wear body deodarant !
15. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you have an itch problem !
16. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you have a gas problem in your tummy !
17. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, your ex-girl friend comes to re-concile with you !
18. Only 35 % of the women in this world are supposed to be beautiful. Chances are that, it is only the balance 65 %, who may be in your company !
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