A redneck couple from Tennessee, Dave and Rebecca Kosmitis, had 9 children.
They went to the doctor to see about getting Rebecca's tubes tied.
The doctor asked why they wanted the proceedure and then added;
I guess you think that 9 children is enough?
Dave answered; No Doc, we would like to have more but I saw on the news
that 1 out of 10 children born in America today is Mexican.
And we don't want to take a chance in having a Mexican baby because neither
one of us speak Spanish.
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