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Advertisement In A Birkenhead Shop:

Guitar, for sale... Cheap... no strings attached.

Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight .... One Lung At A Time!

On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading.

My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses...
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.


Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'

Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

Behind Every Great Man,
There Is A Surprised Woman.

The Reason Men Lie Is Because
Women Ask too Many Questions.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You sleep Alone.

Sign At A Barber's Salon In Liverpool :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.

Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window:
Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here. She May Be Your Grandmother!

Sign in a Dentist’s clinic:
You don’t need to floss ALL your teeth --- only the ones you want to keep.