Carrying on where I left off some weeks back, I'll now tell you about my current girl. We got together about five years ago and I knew I was on to a winner early on when I happened to be telling her a very boring story about how my previous gf used to clean her father's business for some extra money every weekend and how I had accompanied her once.
"So did you fuck her on her dad's desk?" my new girlfriend asked!
This lady is quite the exhibitionist and, if you've been reading my other entries, you'll know I like that. We started going out in final year of college and, in the first twelve months alone, she did the following:
- Accompanied me on a walk around campus with a large carrot (ahem) inside her. Honestly, she had to stop every couple of hundred yards to have a discrete orgasm!
- Went to a formal dress dance wearing only a ball gown and a pair of high-heels. I found that night particularly hard….
- Did some naked skipping in the kitchen of the house I was renting, even though she knew the guy I shared with could have returned at any minute.
- Stripped in a hotel room with the curtains open when I went out to the car for a bag and she knew I'd parked very close to our window.
There's been lots of stuff like that over the years since but these days we're a bit more settled and she only lets herself go completely on special occasions. I've noticed weddings are a particular favorite. If we stay at the hotel where the wedding is taking place, we'll be up and down to our room at least three or four times during the course of the night.

If we decide that we're not staying, we almost always have some fun in the car on the way home.
The closest we ever came to being caught 'in flagrante' happened after a wedding last summer. The reception took place about 90 minutes from home so I said I didn't mind being on the dry, the driver. This meant that the night turned into the perfect storm of horniness as she'd had a few drinks by the time we set off for home.
Once I got the car up to speed, I started rubbing her clit and encouraged her to take over from me. She did, and after a few miles, her panties were on the floor of the car and the dress pulled up around her waist. It was a halter-neck number so, when I judged the moment right, I asked her to open the halter so I could see her tits. She did this almost automatically as by now she was quite horny. Her first orgasm of the evening arrived soon after, as she both played with her pussy and one of her exposed tits - and this on a public road!
She was really up and running now and it took very little suggestion from me to get her to shimmy out of the dress altogether. We were now about 30 minutes into our journey!
Over the next half-hour she had three more orgasms and started to talk real dirty. She was demanding I fuck her, right there and then. Asking why wasn't I man enough to just stop the car and do her etc. She actually started to get to me - remember I was sober - and I did my best to keep her informed as to how close we were to home. "40 minutes left", "We've only half an hour to go" etc but it was no good. She was somewhere between begging and anger and having yet another climax.
Eventually I cracked. The combination of her dirty talk pricking my ego and the fact that I was very, very horny (hardly surprising!) led me to over-rule the sensible part of my brain which said we were only 20 minutes from home. Instead I pulled the car off the main road and up a country lane. It was only the width of one car but, just over the brow of a hill, I saw an opening in front of a gate leading into a field. The hill obscured any view of us from the cars on the big road.
"Right" I said, calling her bluff, "out you get!"
This stopped her in her tracks, for a second.
"Out front, hands on the car. I'll follow you," I stated, just to emphasize things.
To be fair, even though I may have genuinely called her bluff, she quickly decided to roll with it. She opened the door of the car, strode to the front of the car and assumed the position I had requested, right there in the headlights!
I hopped out of the car and got behind her. She may have been naked, apart from her shoes, but I was still in my suit so I opened the trousers and dropped them and my jocks to the ground.
I'd love to claim I fucked her for hours in that position but the night's events had got me so horny that this was unavoidably going to be a trip to quickie town. We both came after about five minutes. This turned out to be a good thing as we were no sooner sitting back in our seats when another car came over the hill and zoomed past us. If they'd done that even 30 seconds beforehand they'd have caught quite a sight!
Wow that post was long and I haven't even finished talking about her! I'll do a second post on her soon. Til then...