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A female TV reporter went to have an interview with
A farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease .......

Lady : Good evening Sir, we are here to collect information about the
Reason that causes Mad Cow Disease. Do you have any idea what might be the reason ?

The Farmer stared at the reporter and said,
" Do you know that the bull screws the cow once a year ? "

The Lady ( getting embarrassed ) : " Well sir, that's a new piece of information.
But what is the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease ? "

The Farmer : " Well Madam, do you know that we milk the cow four times a day ? "

The Lady : " Yes ! But can you come to the point please ? "

The Farmer : " I am getting to the point Madam ........ Just imagine ........ If I was playing with your breasts,
Four times a day and screwing you ........ ONLY ........ Once a year, would you also not get mad ? "